Wow I downloaded tumblr again holy cow

the-real-trash-princess:

In case u didn’t see these gems on buzzfeed

(via whenyouwishuponafandom)

crystalwitch-in-the-tardis:

Why is this so funny to me?! That mirror’s arc is just hilarious

(Source: porterr-robinson, via transfemmbeatrice)

flowerinaflame:

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dollydelrey:

not to be nsfw but i wish someone was playing with my hair and giving me sweet kisses on the cheek and forehead rn

(via dont--leavemealone)

dankmemesreasonforliving:

(via there-could-be-stairs)

kochamchleb:

fkcngg09-0123wtffffck235123shtit:

yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

I cannot believe I get to see this video again 

(via spicefox2)

dickslapthestate:

welcometonerdland:

blenderweaselhasopinions:

mistertotality:

4gifs:

Soup-serving robot fail. [video]

Simone Giertz, the self-proclaimed “Queen of Shitty Robots.” She intentionally engineers terrible robots just for fun.

Originally posted by sizvideos

everything this woman makes is goddamn fantastic

Originally posted by technum

So I went to her YouTube channel cuz I was like “yo I want some more funny robot videos.

Turns out:

Her latest update on twitter just came out less than a day ago:

Hopefully, her recovery goes well.

On a lighter note, when she discussed the possibility of going blind in one eye as a result of the surgery she got a comment:

(via theofficiallyadrian)

magicaltophat:

drtanner:

queenoftheimpala:

When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.

I think my dinner is possessed.

THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE” 

Nothing rouses my appetite like the wails of the damned.

(via golden-hour-lift-off)

twentnyonepilots:

trench tracklist

thegeekyblonde:

yes i am a triple threat!! spilling drinks, screaming, and shedding long strands of hair everywhere

(via cursedbeans)

sherpawhale:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Oh, I forgot to tell you guys that this lady came in two minutes before closing with a two inch high stack of coupons and two full carts. It took me twenty minutes to ring everything up, and she only ended up paying around five bucks for all of it, and then she gave me three things of paper towels and a box of Frosted Flakes for no discernable reason other than that they were free and she kept me late.

That should be the new rule. If you inconvenience me, I get to have some of your groceries.

There was also a woman behind her with WIC checks who looked very stressed about the whole ordeal, so this lady was like, “I can get you ten boxes of cereal for free. Come with me,” and proceeded to do exactly that with her baffling and powerful coupon game. I think this lady was an angel.

Chaotic neutral

(via fucking-pimberly-i-guess)

kiloueka:

tubaterry:

zennistrad:

zennistrad:

abolish golf

You may think I’m joking but I’m really not:

of all the industries i’m helping kill, I am most excited for golf to die.

golf can fucking die

(via hesitant-memes)

raichuu:

raichuu:

man this edible aint shit

(via datasstropod)

theradicalresistance:

bitter-badfem-harpy:

rita-repulsar:

naomielizabeth96:

blackswallowtailbutterfly:

sespursongles:

honeybottledrip:

i want to protect every young girl in the world being wrongly sexualized and forced to grow up way too fast

The 13-year-old girl from Stranger Things:

Her 15-year-old male costar:

JFC why can’t they leave that poor girl alone???

What’s sexual about this? @sespursongles

Gee i dunno, maybe the way they had her spread her legs and make an o-face???

She has to pose, he gets to play

Asking “what’s sexual about this” is almost insidous. Sure, she’s not naked and she’s not performing any sexual acts, but that’s not what sexualization necessarily means. The girl-child is looking longinly, languishingly into the camera. She has her legs in a short dress spread, her lips separated, and very much make-up making her look older. She is passive, for the camera/viewer, while the boy is active, joking, playing, relaxed and as a child, respected as a child. I’m sure someone might say, “but that’s you sexualizing her, with your gaze” but come on, who are we kidding here? We know the industry sexualizes young girls, we know this isn’t a coinscidence. We know this is the pattern, the model for woman according to the male gaze or woman performing for the male gaze, and we know she is 13 and that everyone knows she is. And we know this destroys girls.

(via cursedbeans)